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 22.02.2018

xxx: Furniture in the "Alphabet".
xxx: An elderly lady in a decent nork coat, with a cup of cabbage in her hands. On the face of the lady is written a complete misunderstanding.
“Sorry,” said the lady, “Do you see what I see?” 350 grams of young cabbage cost 450 rubles?
- That is, I confirm, having studied the valuer.
“Don’t think,” said the lady, “that I see badly, or that I’m mad. There are just emotional experiences that are difficult to go through alone.

XXX: Today will be the phrase of the day.
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