With great love

I recently interviewed a police chief. He himself did not come out in height, a meter sixty, approximately this together with a tall fur. But the Colonel.
The filming ended, they began to curl, and the Colonel said:

Guess, guys, you’re not going to be shooting today? Let me give you a cup of tea. Are you hungry, god? I will get a good cognac. Oh, I will call my wife, let her come after me, so that I can drink with you.

We did not refuse.

They drank, snacked spices, the conversation smoothly moved into a nostalgic course, the boss went into memories:

I am from Belgrade. Hunted there around the village on the batin "Dnepr" without a wheelchair, even before the school of the police the matter was. It is now I have a pulse, and then was thin, fifty pounds weighed, but anyway, on the motto chased as a professional, all the babies were mine. I remember going to the disco, riding a motorcycle and "lipping" the slide to myself a beautiful, and bigger. To admit, I really liked miniature girls, but I specifically chose which is more helpful, as they say - beat grandmother. We drank a bottle of wine with her and went to the forest to watch the stars. Those were the times.

Here, I could not stand, interrupted this poetic story and asked:

Why did you choose a bigger girl if you liked the thin ones?

The Colonel struck us by the eyes and answered with a question:

“Well, Pinkerton, no one of you has ever understood why I was riding girls higher and more helpful at the disco.

There are various versions of us:

Provided protection from local hooligans.
For the right motorcycle?
- Or maybe because the big and powerful women were more courageous to go into the woods to watch the stars?

A former village motorcyclist pulled his hand on us, grabbed another portion of cognac and said:

It’s clear that you’re not Pinkerton or even a motorcyclist. Well, throw yourself: the night, the forest, within you half a bottle of wine, the lighthouse at the "Dnepr" is nothing, of course, the road in the forest is also nothing. In any case, as long as you arrive, the front wheel will get stuck in something and you will fall on each side, or not once. If there will be a small and fragile girl with me, then we both will not raise the moth in any way, we will have to melt on foot until the morning, but with a healthy grandmother we were quite able to cope.

On these words, a woman of fifty years of age entered the cabinet: height under a meter ninety and by configuration - a master of the sport on pushing the core. The drunk Colonel smiled and said:

- Meet, Danetka is a filming group, came to film me, and this is my wife Tatiana. And don’t think of roasting – it’s not what you thought – it’s from great love.