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 06.03.2018
I have a car, I have no friend. I would give him a car, but he also has no rights and no time to study. Work and business are trying to raise. I drive him where I need to. He doesn’t care, and I don’t mind. I will go out of the apartment once more. A friend recently met a girl and turned to them. But the joke is that this beautiful woman calls me today and says, like, on Friday at 18:00 take me to a girlfriend in some ass of the world, then at night I will call and come, take me and take me home. I came up. I said, “Did you not confuse me with anyone? “Am I your driver?” I don’t know how to convey the intonation, but she says to me in a just voice of indignation, “If you don’t know, then I’m actually your friend’s girlfriend!” I answered, “Call a taxi” and put it. She called back a couple of times, but I didn’t get up. My friend hasn’t called yet, but I’m afraid the outcome is easy to predict. He will eat his brain.
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