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 07.03.2018
Why the man bought a crazy crane

I’m not pretending to be objective, but...
I lived with a woman for 2 years, we will call her "economic". Everything I bought, no matter for myself or for her, was expensive, and I was a tranche. A good example of the first purchase. I asked to buy a good bucket. I walked in the innet, read the reviews, chose, showed her: I went crazy 2,5 thousand, more expensive than 500 can not be worth! We went together, bought for 300, after six months the coverage began to sink. I went to myself, bought for 3,000: a great bowl, you can bake without oil, and you bought a fig.
And so in everything. What I bought for myself, I didn't listen to it, but this is: how much did you buy the phone? 20 is? Well... very annoyed.
In the rest, she was a beautiful woman, smart, beautiful, and we did not break up because of that.
In short, if a woman broke the crystal service, then it is fortunately, and if the man is a granite glass, then it is a scapegoat.
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