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 09.03.2018
and Xanac:
I was recently asked why programmers hate working with code from others. I decided to make a small analogy:
Imagine that you have been entrusted to build a laboratory on the island. You come to the object, and there besides the unbuilt building: a huge fan (the size of the building), a large balloon and a room filled with swabs. Shake your head, you unravel this dirt and dig into the laboratory. You give the object to the scientists, but in 5 minutes they run out with the scream: “Flight of poisonous gas!”and "
How about that, fucking! Must be working! In despair, you scream and cry to the past:
We have poisonous gas! What is the problem?
I don’t know, it had to work. Has something changed in the project?
A little, the swabs took out...
The roof was held!
What is??? What to fuck, sorry?? to
I say, the swabs held the ceiling. There were gas tanks above them. Very heavy, I had to squeeze into the room from the bottom of the swab.
- You would at least hang a note on the door, that the swabs to hold the ceiling! There is poisonous gas here. What shall we do?
Turn on the ventilator. He is pumping gas from the island.
I demolished it right away!
Why Why?
Why did you build a 120-ton fan? Could you put a box of anti-gases?
- The anti-gas box needs to be sought, and the fan I had from the last order.
I have removed your ventilator! We are suffocating here!
Harley, are you there? Sit on the balloon and fuck!
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