Seven-year-old Tim was on a terrible mission to congratulate all of his classmates on March 8. They are 22, and there are only two guys. Parents offered financial assistance. The son proudly refused:
You gave me a thousand for February 23. There is still something left of the gift. Farewell to!

The next day, my father called from the store’s guard. Their child was arrested for theft. During the flight, it was discovered that he was caught together with a second classmate. They had a carefully calculated budget for 22 gifts, but on the day of the purchase the store had time to slightly raise prices. It was not enough for the only chocolate "Alenka". The boys remembered firmly that the gifts to all girls should be the same. So that no one gets offended. And the missing chocolate. They were caught with a poll.

My father came and got out. He called the head, congratulated him on the coming International Women's Day, and almost brought her to enthusiastic mourning with his story about the cause of this theft. I paid for Alena. The men were released without fines. At home, the father of Khumuro burst to his wife:
In our son, the knight and the troll woke up at the same time. The usual combination...