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 13.03.2018
Calling a friend:
How long will you be ready?
In half an hour.
I will be in an hour.
I’m back in an hour, not ready. Another half hour. Wherever they wanted, they were late. "It was my fault", he says, "I had to take a taxi". Here I sit and think I should have taken a taxi or rolled out of such a relationship...
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