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 15.03.2018
At the end of the zero, a young guy Kesha worked at the MGU and did not know the grief until their department was raised in the rank - a whole faculty was opened on his base. It was headed by young men, initiative but inexperienced in the mining field of the domestic bureaucracy. Immediately obtained. They accepted four winners of the All-Russian Olympics outside of the competition. Three of them submitted the original certificates of victory in these Olympics, and one - only a photocopy. The commission stumbled. She stated that persons who submitted photocopies will not be accepted in the MGU. The deadline for submitting the originals is 2 days.

And here Kesha calls the phone of this student. out of reach. Call her parents. They report that their daughter has already departed from the Kazan station in the direction of Krasnoyarsk Territory. It will arrive in four days. They remembered that the original letters were right with her. The number of the car is unknown.

Kesha urgently thinks where to intercept the train. The Google Schedule. Cut in half an hour. He has a friend, a graduate student. call to him.

“Don’t ask why, but now you’re rushing to the railway station. I’ll explain it all along the way.

Kesha, are you o.o. what? I’m in the shelter with my friends. Overtaken a little. I don’t need to show people alive now.

You can and need! The fate of mankind. Are you sober among you?

Well yes Petya. He was stuck, his liver sat.

Go on and ride right away!

Half an hour later, the railway station. Parking speed train 10 minutes. In the car breaks into a buoy guy and rattles all the throat: Zemljanikina Ksenia! Congratulations, you have been admitted to the MSU! But what will you do if you don’t give me the original evidence of your victories at the Olympics!

From one of the coupe flew out of the diva and relentlessly gave the originals. The whole wagon blasted. I graduated with a red diploma.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-03-14/#936697
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