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 20.04.2018
The city of Krasnodar Volgograd-Kazan. Due to the weather conditions from Krasnodar we depart noticeably later, and the connection in Volgograd is only 20 minutes. And here we are still in the sky, the descent does not even smell, and the landing on Kazan, judging by the landing ticket, has already begun. I approach the stewardess, and still, I seem to be late to do all we die. The stewardess with the poker face says you will have time for your Kazan.



Here the landing is over, and we are just descending, I am already in panic, but the stewardess’s poker face is unwavering. Finally, we sit down in Volgograd, I run to the right gate, trying to pick up the right words such as this is not me, this is the other plane and what should I do... And the landing in Kazan is just beginning. Not believing my luck, I sit in the transfer, we get to the plane, and there... THAT DAM! The same plane, the same crew and the same stewardess with a poker face on the board: I said you’ll be able to get to your Kazan.
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