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 12.05.2018
I just came home. I recently met a young man on VKontakte. We talked for a week and asked for a walk.

We met and asked to go to a cafe. I asked, “Can we go first?” “”

The answer: “No, no, go to the cafe, there’s better.”

We sat down at the table. I ordered coffee and salad, and a companion meat, cognac, soup and dessert. We sit and communicate. They sat for half an hour, and then he made me a proposal: "And they went to me, we are adults! “”

I respond with refusal. Again he insists. I refuse again. In an offended voice, he says, “I called you to the cafe and I’m paying for you just so? “”

I answer that I am able to pay for myself and that I will not go anywhere. She says, "Well, pay for everything yourself, since such a smart one has been found," rushes and moves to the exit.

I scream: “Hold the man in the blue, he didn’t pay! “” The guard doesn’t let him go, the waitress approaches him and I. I explain the situation. My new acquaintance says, "I don't know anything, I didn't eat anything, I sat with her at the table, she ate everything, let her pay."

The waitress says, “Let’s take a look at the camera recording.” My new acquaintance pronounces an obscene word, whispers the waitress a thousand and leaves. I wait for my bill, I cry, I leave.

At home, I see a message from him: "Can you come anyway, what as a little girl?"
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