Three surgeons smoke on the door of the government hospital.
The ordinary surgeon says:
- I cut the deputy appendicitis from the morning - while through a layer of fat, two scalpeled!
The Cardio Surgeon:
It is nonsense. I made the plastic valve to the deputy - I opened the chest, I reached the heart, and it is stone! While the Bulgarian cut - two diamond discs melted.
The neurosurgeon:
Men, this is all nonsense. Have you ever tried to transplant a deputy’s brain into a chicken’s skull, and fix it so that it doesn’t talk?