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 15.05.2018
It was long ago. I had one old friend named Kirill. He did not want to serve and decided to withdraw from the army.

A curved corruption path led him to a psychotherapist. Whether the doctor was highly specialized, or he simply had connections in that department, but instead of the typical diagnoses 3A (lunatism) and 7B (schizophrenia) was identified alcoholic delirium. It is white, it is white.

To confirm and confirm the diagnosis, Kirill was placed in the Kursk Psychiatric Hospital, better known to the people as Sapogovo. In the department, he was the only healer, and the rest of the patients were there for real treatment.

Quickly bored, Kirill already on the second day, made a night trip to the nearest village for the same and drank with the neighbors around the chamber. The outbursts became overnight and not only the neighbors, but also the other patients of the department began to descend (where did they have the money? ) On the promised walked and send a clever young man into a walk through a high fence.

On the fourth day, doctors noticed a significant deterioration in the mental state of their caregivers. Some, already almost ready for discharge, had a “protein” recurrence. An internal investigation has begun.

On the fifth day, one of the patients handed over to his dealer Kirill. He was immediately discharged with a scandal, stating in his medical card that he was absolutely healthy and had no delirium.

So Kirill became the only person I knew who was expelled from the psychic.
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