Marooncabal: from the forum of male consultation.
Question: Please tell me how can you increase the amount of sperm released during orgasm, well, like in porn? Maybe you need to eat properly?
Answer: If you like porn, then buy kefir and paint it with a starchy clayster, up to a suitable white opalescent color. Apply it with each ejaculation from the sprayer...It will be beautiful...
With respect, Dr. Plekhanov A.Y.