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 25.05.2018
- Draste, you printed my photos, and my phone tablet monitor is brighter and more interesting or / - I didn't work well there...

Well, let's see what can be done and if anything - immediately re-print. Everything is ready, you can take it.

Where are the first pictures?

We write them into marriage and destroy them.

But I’m “special” about my photos, they can’t just be destroyed!

Why not?

They need to be burned or buried. In the woods / in the mountains / in the ocean... in a clear day / on a full moon / in Ivanacupalu / Shabash

- For the first time I hear this, we regularly destroy and there were no complaints, but if you still need them, then you can buy them back.

- How to buy it out, they are broken, you will still throw them out... and suddenly someone will find them and ruin me. Give it up, are you sorry?

We will destroy them.

How to destroy?

This is so...

I put the pictures in the shredder and they break down into a bunch of pieces.

Will you take the cuts?

No need anymore! I could give them whole!
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