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 29.05.2018
A neighbor in the hostel after graduating from university began to live with his girlfriend. I come home to them, we sit down, we talk. They have a cat at home, and here he jumps onto the bed. A friend’s girlfriend brushes the cat back on the floor. The cat turned around and went back to bed. This time, the girl caaaak will load on him! The cat flew away. I say to her, “Why are you so, he’s still small?” He said, “You do not understand. Cats need to be taught while they are young, because with adult cats then there is no sense. This is called “discipline.” The sooner, the better.”

I look at a friend, and he sits quietly in the corner of his bed and is silent. Much more disciplined than before.
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