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 03.07.2018
Probably everyone has such an outcast relative who is always trying to take advantage of everything, somewhere to spit something at work / jerk someone. I have one of my relatives, Uncle Pidar. A rare diamond. He always offers relatives to participate in some of his "ideas" and is constantly offended if he is rejected. And he does this not just silently, but as a basarine grandmother, calling all the relatives, pouring a bite that his angel was offended.



Sometimes it even happened that he persuaded his aunt to act as a guarantor on the loan. But at the same time he did not pay the bank a penny afterwards, arguing that someone told him that you can not pay, and the bank will write down this debt. How much suffering has a poor woman suffered because of this fool. In the end, in order to close the debt, the wife of Pidar's uncle sold his car, which he arranged for her. At that time he lived in the village with his mother. When he learned what had happened, he became angry and beat his wife. Now he has a conviction for this and his wife has left him accordingly.



And recently he offered my father a “profitable” job. tk. The father has a truck, and he was asked to help withdraw some old sludge from Uncle Piddar's landscape for resale. Father, feeling a blow, refused. As it turned out later, the site was not quite Pidar's uncle, or rather not his at all... Now Pidar's uncle serves a real term for theft.



But the funniest is not that. At the stage of the investigation, Uncle Pidar told all his relatives that it was my father who handed him over. And now all of my mother’s relatives consider my father to be a rat. But for some reason no one considers Uncle Piddar a rat. For them he is all such a “entrepreneurial and economic man”...



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