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 22.07.2018
I lived with a girl, I am 21, she is 22. I watched football and she was there. And then something knocked on me, I said, "And you know that players first play a match without a stand, look at the bill, and then repeat it in front of the spectators?" I said and forgot. A couple of months later, she goes to her parents in another city, and there is a call: "Taran44ik you are a fool!" And everything in this way. God sees, I’ve put in my head everything I could do, but it turned out to be a little easier. Sitting her dad is watching football, and then my favorite decided to shine with knowledge in football and said that in general she knows about the scheme with two matches.
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