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 01.08.2018
A boy fought with a classmate. I raised them, and I asked:

What happened?

“I gave her a tablet to play, but she doesn’t return,” the boy replied.

I have returned! Even yesterday! The girl is upset.

I start the investigation. As you know, the devil lies in the details. I ask her:

Tell me how you brought him back.

I put it on party!

Where was he at that moment?

In the dining room!

Do you think it’s enough for the party?

"There was his neighbor, I told him to hand it over.

Looking for a neighbor, I ask:

Where is the plan?

I do not know?

Was it transmitted to you?

No is!

Back to the girl:

- Again, tell and show in detail how you gave it.

I put it on the party and told the neighbor to hand it over.

What did he answer you?

No, he was reading the book.

- That is, you just put the tablet on the party behind his back, said to transmit and left?

and yes! What is this?

There was noise in the class. He did not hear you. He went home. The planchet remained lying on the party. The owner of the tablet after the dining room also left home without going to class. As a result, someone took the plan for themselves.

I don’t care, I got it back and that’s all. Get away from me!



Called the parents of the students to school. tried to find out. The mother of the girl, the fault of the daughter did not see. The daughter of the tablet returned, and what was next with him, the problem of the owner of the tablet, you have to look at their things. They questioned classmates, children of the second shift, who came to this class, but the tablet was never found. This is all over.

This is the lesson of life. Classes that are not on schedule
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