Suddenly I remembered a long history.
He gathered in his youth with the company in the bathroom and went to the network store to buy all kinds of nonsense for competitions. And I needed two bananas for something like fast food without hands. I wanted to buy bigger so that the process did not end too quickly. In the store, all the bananas are small.
There is a beautiful girl, a saleswoman (D). Here is our dialogue:
I: Girl, if you have big bananas, I need a couple big ones.
D: Everything is here in the room.
I: I need big ones, maybe there are in the warehouse?
D: No, there are the same...
Suddenly, the light fell on her, and she proposed:
“Take a carrot, it’s big. For what do you?” It was red :)
I am from such a sharp change of concept, I have not even found anything to say except:
“To Me to Eat”