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 04.09.2018
XX: I invented this scheme in school. I didn’t lie that I agreed. A pure superstition. This is called “double insurance.” Before the check, you pay me 10 copies. If you get a pair, I pay a ruble. Not a couple, nothing. There is rarely a couple in the class. But everyone was afraid. Model school, sunset of the USSR.

This is how insurance works.

Zzz: And all the time you go, you say that 10 kopecks is not enough, you have to insure 20 for a long time, and you also offer to insure health from the puzzles of your parents.
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