It happened today :)

I wake up at night from a phone call. Time is 04:50 The voice of the chief (N) in the telephone:

N: OBYDLEVSHIY, are you going to work today or what?

I: Yeah, yes, the boss of course.

Q: At what time will you appear?

I: Well if there is no big traffic, then somewhere at 8:30 am I will be.

H (stolenly) is praaaawda How long is it now, dear friend?

I: Eeee... So without ten or five in the morning...

N: That is exactly!

He puts the phone.

Now he no longer remembers our conversation and is very surprised by a minute-long outgoing call on his phone.

earned in short)