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 19.09.2018
Calls Lavrov Shoigu after the President’s address to the Federal Assembly and says:
“Listen, Kozhugetovich, don’t worry about New York, I have a daughter there.
Shoigu answered:
Yes I know. Fursenko also called for the United States. Mizulina asked for Belgium not to beat, Zhirinovsky for Switzerland, and Zheleznyak for London. Others of us called, the list is really big... Listen, Lavrov, where to hit then in case of what?
Dolls in Novgorod.
Why in Novgorod?
We have two of them.
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/anekdot/day/2018-09-18/#971120
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