In life I do not like various psychological tests, because I believe that a person is a very complex creature, and it is difficult to drive him into some framework and "accentuation".

I remembered this topic a funny case at the study at the Tver Medacademy, so in 2000, at a class in medical psychology. Prepod gave us tests with the following questions:

1st How do you assess your physical well-being right now?

2nd How do you assess your mental well-being?

Three How do you assess your sexual well-being?

4 is Your attitude to life.

5 is Your attitude to drugs.

It was necessary to place a percentage figure in front of each point and submit anonymously in 10 minutes.

For 2 minutes I was thinking about what kind of idiot it was, and how to measure the attitude toward life in percentages.

Having come up with nothing, I imagined as if A.S. Pushkin had answered this, and for the remaining time, in front of each point, he spotted:

1st I am sick, all in the green.

2nd The brain does not cook a bottle.

Three I have no girls.

4 is Life is shit!

5 is And Anash...

The teacher really shrugged his face when he reached my paper.