This story I heard while on a business trip, it happened in the late 1980s.

At one of the nuclear power plants, a minor accident occurred, it was urgently necessary to eliminate it and it was decided to call a slugsman, who knew the features of the work of the failed equipment best in the shop. Since the case occurred in the evening and the hero of this story was at home (there was no home phone in the apartment), a car was urgently sent to the city, the task of which was to find and bring this employee immediately.

At the time when UAZIK was entering the courtyard, the slug was found going to the bakery store with an avocado in his hands. After a short conversation, the slug got out, jumped into the car and walked to meet the adventure. There were about 18 at that time. Then began the titanic work to save mankind and it continued almost until 3 o’clock at night. At the end of the work, leaving the zone of controlled access when passing the dosimetric control, it turned out that the special clothing of our hero is a bit phonized. After he removed his special clothes, it turned out that his cowards also emitted ionizing radiation, after which all the clothes of the slickers were taken away, and he himself was disabled and sent naked to the dressing room.

It was almost five o’clock and our hero returned home. The wife, of course, was not pleased that he came without bread, but even more annoyed she was the absence of cowards on her husband. After a short verbal interruption, the husband was expelled from the house where he left them.

Sitting on the first morning bus, he went to work, and there asked the head of the shift for written proof of the reasons for the disappearance of the cowards and "not buying" bread. The paper was handed over and the companion went with her to the side of the house. But the wife again did not believe any papers and drove her husband out of the house for the second time. After this, the hero of this story came to cry to the chief of the shop, and the boss, entering the situation, said that he would save the family happiness of the hero of the atomizer and along with him went to him home. After two hours of negotiations, the wife agreed to let her husband go into the house, who loses his cowards unclear where, but at the same time said to the boss:

I know you guys, what you will not do to blame each other!