Listening in the store.

Aunt is screaming:

You struck my phone yesterday, it no longer works!

The Seller:

What does not work? Phone with you, let’s see? ! to

The Aunt:

That look at it, black screen...Here, look.

The seller takes the phone, turns in his hands, connects to the charger...

Seller: Woman, have you tried to charge it? He is discharged!

My grandmother cried out to the store:

You personally assured me yesterday that the battery is exactly enough for a year.