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 02.11.2018
- I sit in the commission at the last oral exam, - told my aunt, - the rector enters, comes closer and whispers to me, like the chairman of the commission: "We have already recruited enough students, there are no more seats, cut all the others."

But how then?

Your problem is my responsibility. to cut!

I sit down, cutting everybody in a row, like a maniac. Contrary, what will you do? Work is such. A guy sits down to me, tells all the questions about the ticket, and the most offensive thing, it is visible that the smart woman knows what she is talking about, not as some - will go out, and do not understand the meaning. He did not raise his hand, spit and took the exam and five others. And to the rector she said, “I teach those I recruit, so I will not retreat, punish if you want.

How she was punished I do not know, but the last twenty years of her life she worked as dean of the faculty, and the rector was already another.
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