Years so 10 years ago, or even more, I worked in one sanitary company, which was more engaged in installation services, but they had a small store.



Sold to one customer an iron bath, everything was fine, cool, delivery was done. He refused to install because he would do it himself. Well, okay, the usual situation, and the business is actually there for 5-10 minutes.

A week later, an angry customer calls.

You sold me shit! It all runs!

What is running? The bath? O_O

and yes! It broke and I flooded the neighbors.

- Okay, we will send you a master now, let him assess the situation.

Within a few hours the master returns.

Do you laugh that? What there?

Go to %$!

and rye further.

In short, I come there, go to the bathroom to see. The bathroom is half divided. I can’t understand anything, I look fucking some Chinese rolling around, and a pump. I begin to ask him, “What is this at all and naphida? “” It turns out that this fool took a shurik, a crown, made a hole in the strange, his mother, the bath and planted in them a fork for hydromassage. All this affair was handled by a sealant, and after all this affair stood and dried decided to try. He poured a full bath of water, and the bath naturally did not withstand such violation and burst straight from hole to hole throughout, his mother, length, splashing out all the contents on the floor and the neighbors below. He pressured us to sell him the shit to reimburse the price of the bath and the damage to the neighbors. In general, it would be better for him to sell the brains in a neighboring barrel, rather than a bucket with cigarettes. He had to be sent to three Soviets, with a detailed explanation of what a fool he was, and if he did not agree then to the court.

The client did not call or come to us anymore.