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 14.12.2018
My daughter went to my grandmother in the summer. She is 5 years. He helps in the farm.In the evening he meets his sheep, the shepherd of which is chased by the shepherd to the beginning of the street, and then who is where they run.Since sheep are stupid creatures by nature, they are met with pieces of bread, or they can run past the house."Your" sheep are recognized by the attached bright clothes of a certain color. They have pieces of bread, others are driven away (bread is not enough to feed everybody))) The daughter likes to meet sheep. Every evening she gets her bread and runs to her sheep, gives them pieces of bread, and they run after her to the yard. But someday, Aries Borke, something didn't like in the behavior of the girl, and he began to push the daughter in the back. It pushes her to fall, waiting for her to jump up and run away. He pushes, he pushes again. A grandmother runs to save her granddaughter. granddaughter to her. A few steps before the grandmother moves on to the strut step, smashing the hand of the sludge and tears, gives out:

Grandma, where is Grandpa? Let’s cut it off to the fucking mother!! to



Grandma is a teacher of Russian language and literature. To say that she lost her jaw is not to say anything.)))
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