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 17.12.2018
The case was this summer, the place of action - Estonia, a lake. Datsuing faces - my husband and daughter of puberty age. We walk quietly by car along the lake, in the very center of which a duck floats phlegmatically. The Estonian sometimes blows up. From the back seat there is a heavy breath of the daughter:

The poor duck. I froze her ass in the cold water. Solitary so...

Is someone lonely? Yes, she’s happy, there’s not a single rot around! And most importantly, silence - not distracting from the driving, my husband revived.

There’s no one around – that’s all her sacrifice! I was pleased, and a minute later I added:

In fact, it’s just a duck swimming... The problems here are only with us. Let you understand: my husband works all his free time in Moscow in a taxi and is slightly tired of people, my daughter is 14 years old with all that follows, well, and I love to eat, yes.
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