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 18.12.2018
Once on the job appeared an employee - so, all of Lara Croft. The elderly women, when they saw her, shaved her baldness and looked at the eagles as much as their blinded eyes allowed them. The most uncomfortable of them, guided by her ass, said:

If I had a fourth, I would...

How long to retire? I asked me.

Five years, I can’t wait.

I should wait for thirty!

Hm... yes. You have to be careful with desires. Grandma, that is fine, of course. Pensions are pensions!
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