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 20.12.2018
At the exit of the store, comes a girl with whom a couple of times encountered looks between the shelves, a gesture to ask to remove the headphones, I shoot, says: "You know I really liked you and I wanted to say that I love you." I lie, for a couple of seconds, from surprise, I answer, “Thank you, I like you too.” Before she had time to add anything, she smiled and went out of the store. I don’t want to miss this opportunity, because. She’s cute and I’ve been alone for a long time. I reach out, ask for the number, her answer: "Sorry, I don't meet in the street."
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