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 23.12.2018
“Miracle in the feathers.” (The New Year’s Story )

“In a white coat with a bloody cloth, with a cheerful cavalry walk.”
by M.A. Bulgakov

When the daughter was studying at the university, and the money was as usual tight, they and their girlfriend decided to organize a congratulatory event for the New Year.
If anyone does not know, then in the pre-New Year hours with Santa Claus tension, everyone lacks.
With Snowmen, of course, too, but it was so that the gifts to the children from their bag is always distributed by Santa Claus.
And in every family where there are children, on December 31, from evening to midnight, children dream of a miracle, waiting for the arrival of Santa and Snowball with gifts.

The Santa Claus costume was made well.
It was the white coat "with a bloody cloth" from the prosecutor's suit, and became the basis of Santa Claus' dress.
(Everything that resembled the dress of Santa Claus was dismantled in the theater before them.)

After some finishing, covered with frosty patterns of a sky-blue piece with the addition of other attributes, Santa's decor looked stylish and shopping rich.
In the same theater, where the prosecutor's suit was rented, neither the guard nor the sanitary was found for the role of the main character. Convinced for a couple of bottles with a white bonus, and accepted into their gang.

Gave an advertisement in the newspaper, gathered orders, talked by phone with the parents of the children. We scheduled a minute route of transportation around the city with a reserve of time for unforeseen circumstances. I ordered a taxi.
The Snowmen costume.

Here they were waiting for.
No matter how hard they tried, no matter where they looked, but they never managed to get the Snowmen costume. The situation was critical.
The case saved the situation. A friend recalled that after the corporative, which was with her father the day before, a dozen two penguin costumes were taken home to them for temporary storage.

In the pre-New Year days, we all live in anticipation of a miracle. Miracles sometimes happen unexpectedly.

The appearance at the door of the apartment of Santa Claus with two penguins, at first the parents caused some shock. But Santa's roaring bass and incredible loading to the fun of the two Penguins, supported by jokes and additions, every time produced magic.
Parents also suddenly began to feel like little children. Together with their children, they read poems from the chair, fought in jokes and exchanged prizes, led chords and sang songs, and together with the congratulators were angry in the puppy enthusiasm of each other.

The noise and laughter of the neighbors looked around the venue, some with children.
They also participated in the game, exchanged gifts and homemade cakes.

And nobody whispered that penguins lived on another pole.
New Year’s Day is a celebration throughout the world.

Everyone with the next!
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Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2018-12-22/#987997
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