Once upon a time, a fairly large company approached me. They made a new website, they needed SEO promotion. The meeting was held with the founder, a man aged 60.

Tell us what you need to promote our new website.

He briefly described the entire procedure, explained what and how. But the next phrase caught me into a philological stupor.

It is good, but it is long. Call Yandex tomorrow. Tell them how much money it takes to get on the first line forever. If they don’t agree, threaten me to buy them. Understood me?

After this phrase, I polently said goodbye, said that we were unlikely to be able to work out and disappeared from the scene.