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 17.02.2019
I rented an apartment.

A man lived, after a time began to delay payment.

Soon he said that he did not pull the apartment and will come together, but he has no money.

He agreed to take the passport in bail, promised to give the money in two weeks; and disappeared.

My passport was in my home.

Four years later, a girl calls, calls his name and asks to give him a passport, in exchange is ready to pay his debt.

They met, it turned out, she is pregnant, he promises to get married, but with a passport settled.

I was ashamed to call.

The fiancé fucking.
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