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 28.02.2019
Why do we work at 8 a.m. and the neighboring store at 9 a.m.? I want a chocolate tea.

Why not buy a chocolate at night and eat it for tea in the morning?

If I buy chocolate in the evening, I will eat it in the evening.

Buy two.

I and two will eat tonight.

and OK. How much chocolate do you need to eat in the morning?

I never had so much chocolate before.
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