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 05.03.2019
Suharto and I served together. We were peers, he was able to finish the institute. They were in different combat calculations, so we rarely managed to talk to the soul. Only when cleaning the potatoes. by VRA

Suharto and I served together. We were peers, he was able to finish the institute. They were in different combat calculations, so we rarely managed to talk to the soul. Only when cleaning the potatoes. During the next cleaning, I put on a rotten potato:

That’s why they buy it!

“They buy normal, they store incorrectly,” Shukhrat replied. In the army of soldiers full, you can clean each tuber from the ground, dry and carefully lay for the winter. If the vegetable storage is normal, there will be no rot. And so with onions, carrots, and cabbage.

So offer your services.

“In winter it is too late, in summer it is necessary to do everything,” Shukhrat replied.



And somehow he was allowed to bring the storage of vegetables in order. Not immediately, but gradually rotten potatoes when cleaned were less and less. He was delighted and the workers of the kitchen. Percentage of marriage can be used. Shuhrata wanted to encourage a vacation, but he refused. He was called into the army with his younger brother, and he did not want to leave him unattended.



But the professional interest of Shuhrat did not end there. When he returned from his dismissal, he said:

There are no fruit trees and greenhouses in the gardens. It is strange.

Is it soil or nature? I asked.

The brains are like that! The beans are growing!



When Shuhrata served and the day of departure came home, the garden was broken in the desert for about six months and a greenhouse was standing. Shukhrat left detailed instructions on how to take care of trees. And no one doubted that sooner or later the apples and pears will bloom.



Such a memory of himself left Shukhrat, an agronom from the Uzbek city of Shahrisabz.
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