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 11.03.2019
A friend told me.

He was looking for a secretary who knew German. This has nothing to do with pornography. He has business partners in Germany. The company sends him a resume of the candidate. seems to suit. English advanced, German advanced. Invite to interview. To clarify the level of knowledge of languages. The girl answered seriously that her first level of English meant that she could greet him, and her advanced knowledge of German meant that she could give commands to the German shepherds, whom she was engaged in as a housekeeper.
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