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 24.03.2019
I decided to write a couple of funny cases related to the height and appearance of the spouse. Husband - 152 and I - 182

1st We have three children and we decided to go to a public bathroom. Me, wife and eldest daughter. I am approaching, buying two adults and one child. I went to male, they went to female. And then the administrator gives me - and the girls how will they wash, can they? I would not go to the sauna, or I would call.

2nd We go to the clothes store in the same composition. I chose my wife’s jacket. But here is the problem - mostly clothes can be selected in children's shops. Go to the children’s store. The husband is so stressed, and here is the seller:

What to suggest?

I said I wanted a jacket.

The older or the younger?



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