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 12.04.2019
In the morning I went out for a run, ran away, charged with vigor for the whole day.

I decided to go to the cinema. The body requires movement, the head requires spectacle. I go to the stop, what a beauty! The sun shines, the birds sing, and I too, but silently. A 50-year-old man asks for a fire. I don’t smoke, but I have a fireplace. He smokes so with pleasure and says, “Well, finally, if someone smokes, then you are three non-smokers.” I told him, I don’t bother with smoke myself, and he replied, “Healthy people die longer and more painfully. This is what I say to you as a doctor.” He walked away, trying a cigarette. I went, thinking...
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