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 19.04.2019
Therefore, when a friend of Cole called from a distance and offered to meet someone at the airport, I only asked how to know this type and where to deliver it without giving the greedy drivers to eat the yellow stock mules.

You will find out and be pleasant with her. They told me intriguingly.

– Oh! The Lady. The good? I speak playfully.

“Two weeks ago, when I saw her the last time, she was damn good. says Cole. – Nefertiti, ass, titi, but down the rounds to the empty ones, Sem. Verochka only has a connector flight in your wasteland, so show her the sights of Sheremetyevo and land on the right flight, and there I will meet her.

The enthusiasm has disappeared. The cockroach was a jump, and seized by another, what is called.

“And what,” I say boredly, “can the lady herself not see the sounding X-rays at the entrance, the registration stands and the firm trucks? Do you need a trunk for your suitcase? Sorry friends, but...

The rooster pulled out the leg. Colin says stealing. “But the other end is whole, and you will regret not seeing this magnificent half-greatness.

I squeezed a little and rushed to the place where the aircraft are spinning back and forward and boldly picked up the luggage, and a glass of beer at the price of the transatlantic flight, if you go down over the Middle-Atlantic ribbon and continue to crack.

“Her face still kept traces of former beauty...” came to mind when Verochka appeared. Immediately, as the crowd of arrivals stumbled, my caretaker was stolen by an airport employee.
To not scare the encountering and potential passengers in one person. For Verochka seemed to have fallen out of the TU-154 and hit the stake.
More often, from the resorts of Africa come cheerful, ardent, ready for new accomplishments... Verochko, as if they were trying to mummify. In Egypt, weakness is fed to this procedure, which slows down ageing. But the secrets of skill are irrevocably stolen.
Verochka had a negligently hipped leg, head movements controlled by the neck corset, the left wrist in bandages, the right, bended arm wrapped to the langet and torches in front of the chest in the spirit of "We will drink for health without choking!" In short, a disappointing spectacle.
The charming beauty, who pulled her foot on aerobics near the pool, turned out to be a special one who suffered the fall of a iron meteorite.
I wavered and did not immediately pick up the words suitable for such an unexpected and sad date.

We are pleased to welcome you to our city! We are happy everyone! I said and put flowers. A poor man on his knees.

She kindly moved her fingers, and the guest handed me the controls of the wheelchair. I wondered if I should not go to the medical center for a dressing.

Where to? I questioned the creature, thinking I heard it.

Go to the bar. She repeats, removing me from thinking. The bar is better than rolling the ball, provoking a massive flight ticket delivery, and I gave a small move.

Give the third courage. She says she is impatient. It was dry in the throat.

In the bar, she ordered a strong cocktail. I armed the drink with strawberries. I also had to sing Verochka – her fingers were only helpless.

She demandingly stretched out her lips, I elegantly inserted the tube, and Vera uninterruptedly absorbed half the glass.

and aa! Talk to a whistle. He drinks greedy. I ordered more.

A hundred Bourbons. He asks and adds. Something bone breaks. It seemed to have gone through the illuminator, ha-ha!

Apparently, the increased life activity of Verokoch was not to occupy...

A bourbon flashed into her, and the traveller's eyes glittered like that frog who sat down on a duck.

Where were they? I ask. To come up with the question of what happened would be the top of the township. And without that, the plaster is fattened – something unpleasant happened to me, gentlemen, but don’t bother. Let’s do the beautiful.

Where were they?

In Egypt.

How about the pyramids?

She eloquently moved her fingers - the ohuen pyramids, say. Do you not see yourself?

And the sarcophagi?

She looked so I understood – and the sarcophages were dirty.

I sit down, think, what else to say, like she herself: – This is a very unsafe country Egypt. He says, insulting the sponges.

She is meticulous...

The poor girl, apparently, needs to speak out, I decided. Stepped on her homeland, drank a stone – a known case...

What are you? I speak with interest.

and yes. I do not advise. A couple recently left at sea. They ate sharks. On these Egyptian foolish motives filmed. I recommend.

and c!

Yes, she continues to. Camels are healthy to sleep, and in a hotel it is easy to get poisoned to death. Particularly salads... Walks on the Nile and discos with burned bush are dangerous – crocodiles and young Egyptians don’t sleep.

Excursions through the desert on quad-cycles often end tragically. No security techniques. A group of tourists fell from the pyramid of Cheops.

Fast, I think, so did the camel, the olive, or the pyramids deceive you?

And she crawls Egypt, as Moshe Dayan and artillery did not wing during the Six-Day War. And I understand her. After an hour and a half, the registration for her flight was opened, but no secret was revealed – what happened to Faith in the false land of the pharaohs?

Farewell to warm. I was very sorry for her, but the woman was pretty.

Call me, send me, meet me. So what happened to our girl?

And he says, "The club marked the pre-pre-last day of vacation, she turned from the dance six. The neck spine broke.

A shit... I say. – Or it’s six for jumping high... She’s all eradicated, poor girl...

This is after the club. says Cole. “She wanted to dive from the balcony into the swimming pool – her room with access directly to the swimming pool.

– and?

We walked in another room.

A. The Bollywood
Source: https://www.anekdot.ru/release/story/day/2019-04-18/#1010557
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