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 25.04.2019
Recently, our driver had a holiday - 15 years of marriage with a slightly inadequate on the ground of jealousy wife. In the morning I asked and went to meet her from the night shift, decided to make a surprise. He sat next to the shop, so he was waiting. Here on the front passenger seat sits a girl aged 20-25, calls the address. I didn't have time to explain that he wasn't a taxi driver, the driver's door opened and the angry wife shouted, "I thought he was at work, and he was riding with the prostitutes!" He begins to slide him on the back. The prostitute jumps out of the car and runs away at sunset, which further aggravates the victim’s situation.



PS: In the evening, the driver again asked - to celebrate the happy 15 years in the restaurant.
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