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 27.04.2019
I love bananas – I think it’s even mutual.

I’m grown up and can buy it myself. But as a child, when I asked my parents to take them, I always heard two options in response.

In the spring:

At this price? ! to Better to take oranges and shrimp twice as much!

In the summer:

In winter, you should eat bananas. And now you need to take pears, apples, melons.

Morality: If parents don’t like bananas, they’re never on time.
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