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 29.04.2019
There were two cousins in the same class. At the beginning of the next school year, the teacher gave a home assignment to write a piece on the theme: "How I spent the summer". Summer in the village, for rural children, where nothing interesting does not happen, does not contribute to the flight of thoughts on this topic. With this problem, one of the girls approached her mother, who explained that once they ask for a composition, you can write not what actually happened, but what you wanted to happen. Well, then the soul of the "writer" turned, stumbled and pointed out how she was travelling to the camp not the sea. The work was "very even" and the teacher decided to read it in the classroom. The second girl on the change then gave the first:

How could you! I went to the sea and didn’t even tell me. I have a sister too! It is also called a friend!

and swallowed. I did not talk for a week. The arguments that it was just a composition did not pass. As well as the fact that while living in the neighboring streets, they were very often visiting each other throughout the summer.
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