A long time ago, in my childhood when I was 10-11 years old, I got money on the phone, 400 rubles, it is unknown from whom.

Well, I think they fell and fell, well, maybe some of the relatives were generous.

After a while, a guy calls me and says, saying that your number was mistakenly thrown money, you need to return it.

I explain to him, I don’t have 400 rubles, I whip my ass, my mom and dad hold me, so I have 400 rubles.

That guy seemed to have gone away, so I decided to live on.

After a couple of days he calls again (what I have been waiting for so long, I don’t know. Per the whole community is cyborged, what to do? And he says, I was told that I am a shit, it does not justify me at all, the money I have to return, only now in the amount of 800 rubles, said interest for unjustified enrichment. After that, he began to explain for life the human and the manna, the pink and the blue sandals.

I didn’t understand what interest for unjustified enrichment meant. Of course I knew about interest, in school, but about unfounded enrichment I heard for the first time and decided that I was just scared with incomprehensible words. Nevertheless, I again explained to him that for these two days I did not stop being a shit, I did not receive an inheritance, I did not get a job, I solve my shit problems myself, without the help of my parents, and therefore I declare with all responsibility that I do not have money, there may be 200 rubles in the coffin, a little thing.

That type, my 200 rubles were not arranged, and he decided to pull out of the sleeve the main stunt and told me that he is sitting in the area at all, he knows the "right guys" including from my city (I am a fool, I said in which city I live) and these same guys will come with me to figure out and then I will give him not 800 rubles, but already 1500. After which he said that he served the punishment on the "eight" sits in the 5th squad and called his clique, saying that I was a muddy. Then he gave me a day to think where to get the money and put it on his account.

And I went to think. I knew that a colony located in one of the cities of our region was called the "eight", and I also knew that cell phones were banned in the colonies, because my father at that time served as the head of the opera (kum) colony located near our town. I went to Bat and decided to ask for a solution to the problem. Father listening to me, only clarified the number of the unit and the click.

The next day, the father came from work and said that my information was confirmed, that uncle found and seized a cell phone, and also explained what is good and what is bad, that is, in terms of human life, and a few days sent to SHIZO, to think.

Whether the uncle made any conclusions, I don't know, but no "right guys" to arrange the "rule" came to me.

Apparently dropped my uncle, but I honestly announced everything to him, and I did not have at the time, as I seemed other ways to solve the problem, I had to contact the authorities.