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 05.06.2019
I live with my son (6 years old) and daughter (5 years old) in the store. A huge turn, the children are bored, the son begins to battle and stick to his sister. All her phrases are repeated and overwhelmed. The daughter is terribly angry about this and complains to me, “Aaa mom tell him...” The son laughs and repeats, “Aaa, I tell him.”

My son, stop it now!

My son, stop it now!

I: So why are you bothering her?

Son: Why are you bothering her?

I: Will you repeat after me?

Will you repeat after me?

I: Decarboxylation of sodium salts of carbonic acids!

Son of O_O

The game is over!

The whole line turned to us with the same expression of the face.)
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