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 19.06.2019
I was born in Uzbekistan and understand the language a little.

I liked a leather jacket.

He came and asked:

How much is it worth?

“Seventeen,” the seller replied.

I, without thinking, turned away and left, as suddenly the auction began. For a long time he offered me to buy it.

I said it is expensive.

And the seller discusses with his friend in his own language, "Give him, but you took her for two."

I open up and say in my eyes, "I bought for two, and you sell for seventeen."

Seller in shock:

How do you know?

Don’t fool me, I read my thoughts.
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