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 24.06.2019
Selling unnecessary things in the car. A call from a potential buyer that I am not from Moscow could not you send me an express mail to Lipetsk. I say no problem list the money and I will send it. No says you send first, money then. I said goodbye to her and forgot about her. Suddenly a call again. Again she. My cousin in Moscow tells me I will transfer money to him, he will take the goods from you. I tell him to come in. In the morning, the phone call from my brother says he will arrive at two o’clock. It is evening and he is not there. A call from Lipetsk. He took your goods. I say no. He sent me a SMS that he had it all. I have not seen your brother in the eyes. Okay, I’ll call back now. He calls back. He does not take the phone. Tomorrow morning she is again. He locked me in the phone and does not get in touch. I ask how your brother has alcohol affairs, maybe he has already wasted your money. As they say, you can drink 11,000 a night. I tell her that it’s Moscow and it’s easy to drink 11,000 in the evening. The call tonight. Well that didn’t announce this goat, he completely switched off the phone. I’d better give you the money. It’s a lot of money for me and I’ll go to court for it. Of course, I would probably not give money to a stranger, but as a relative, I could not understand.
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