A new employee (C) came to the bank, to whom I was fixed as a mentor. Start with a standard conversation:

I: Do you live where? Far to work?

A: Yes, not at all, 10-15 minutes from home.

I: Yes, I’m not too far away, I live in a painting.

C: And I too!

This is how it happens!

I: And for a long time?

C: For the rest of my life.

Further discussions on the subject: in which school he studied, common acquaintances, wondered why in 20 years of conscious life never saw each other in the area.

Q: Do you know the shit?

I: Of course I know! There were some "tollkinists" who went there - they stumbled on the sticks, and they ate vodka.

The man cried out, and then proudly said:

C: It was us!