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 02.07.2019
Below is an excerpt from the Cape Times newspaper (Cape Town, South Africa). “I promised to keep his identity secret,” said Jack Maxim, a spokesman for Sandton Sun Hotel, Johannesburg, “but I can confirm that it no longer works. We asked him to clean up in the elevators, and he spent four days performing the assignment. When I asked him why it took him so long, he replied, “Well, so the building is 20 floors and there are elevators forty, two on each floor.” “At the end of the day, we realized that he thought there was an elevator on each floor, and he cleaned every elevator twenty times. We had to fired him. This is the best solution for all sides.”
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