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 03.07.2019
Reddit users talk about their most embarrassing and uncomfortable gifts. Do you think getting socks or deodorant for your birthday is ridiculous? Read the collection:



1) My mom’s friend’s son came to my doctor without an invitation and gave me his report on geography. Passive to you, Barrett.



On my 13th birthday, my friend gave me a rope...He said, “Now you can play with your cat.” I did not have a cat.



When I was 10 years old, I told my grandfather that I wanted to give them a brick to break their TV and then they would buy me a new one. On my birthday, I got a very beautifully packed box with bricks inside. Fuck, I miss my grandfather.



4) I received a table game as a gift, which did not get half of the details, and a couple of days later I was asked to return it.



The last time my aunt saw me was when I was four years old. At the age of thirteen, she gave me a T-shirt with a Spider-Man.



When I was 18, about 20 of my friends gave me a surprise by having a party in my basement. As a gift, one of my friends gave me a box of coconut chips on which all of my friends wrote. He explained his choice as follows: "Nobody warned me that we would arrange you a surprise, I learned about everything in an hour, panicked, looked around home in search of a suitable gift option, and noticed at the last moment this box."



When I was 18, my mother told everyone to give me only socks, and I got only socks.



8) A fellow group member gave me a female mannequin (the upper half of the body) for adulthood, the set also included underwear and other items of clothing to dress the plastic lady in the "original," according to him, way.



9) One day my mom gave me a ugly underwear. It cost a dollar and was broken – one leg hole was smaller than the other. She gave me five pairs of that shit. Once again I got a candle.



When I was 12, my grandmother gave me half of my billiards, and the other half she gave to my younger brother a month later. We do not have a billiard or a billiard table. This is not the only ridiculous gift from my grandmother.



- A bag with folded tools and broken chopsticks, which she collected while working in a hairdresser.



Two t-shirts and rubber sweaters to make me look stylish in the summer. T-shirts were terrible colour and size XXL (initially she gave them to my grandfather, but he found them big). I was eight at the time, but my grandmother said, “Let him grow up! “” They were stolen from the hotel where Grandpa and Grandpa once rested.



"When I got the rights, my grandmother decided to mark it and gave me a travel pharmacy. The only disadvantage: all the items in it were pink and the bag itself was large-sized "Barbara".



She has signed for various magazines such as Reader's Digest, Ranger Rick, National Geographic. Knowing that I love to read, she carefully picked up a few pieces, packed them and handed them to me. And I thought, "Oh, at least some normal gift," and then I began to list the magazine...I opened a page that depicted a girl in a bikini, her body was carefully wrapped and painted with a marker. I scrambled further and everywhere the “suspicious” and “disgraceful” images were carefully scratched by the marker. It turned out that my grandmother, being a deeply religious woman, scrupulously scrutinized every page of all magazines and painted all the shame to save me from temptation.



11) I was once presented with a scotch-called box of cloves, all filled with O_o’s cloves.



12) My best friend gave me a silicone ear and a Van Gogh card inside which was written, “I always listen to you.” It was the strangest, but coolest gift I’ve ever received.
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